Where to begin?

Last week was my birthday (it's the same as Barbara Streisand's and for you kids in the house, the same as Kelly Clarkson) and it was just full.

Highlights and lowlights:

- getting randomly selected for the patdown at the airport
- weighing in at 164 pounds
- watching a near brawl at the Red Lobster
- my co-worker nearly get called out in a throwdown in the Rite Aid parking lot (don't worry, I had her back)
- a discussion on locker room nudity issues
- middle seat airplane seat issues
- thrifting in Sacramento
- my sister's visit
- awesome birthday dinner prepared by friends, including gifts!
- saw "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"
- hitting the used book store and birthday Thai lunch

Where to begin?