You know you wish you could peek and see

under that darn bandanna.

I haven't seen that many episodes of Bret Michaels' Rock of Love reality show where a bevy of vixens competed for his affection, but when I did catch any clips, I was totally fixated that the bandanna was always there. Sometimes there would be a cowboy hat as well, but the distracting constant was a head wrap of some sort. Which wouldn't be distracting in itself but there were scenes where it was odd that the hat or bandanna stayed on--dancing, cuddling on a bed, or even during a vigorous makeout session. Sober or drunk, what are the odds that none of the 20 women would want to grab his hair? Conspiracy, I say.

Is that a wig he wears? If he's bald, he should rock it. He's got a pretty good face that could pull it off. If he's got a receding hair line where he's grown out the rest of his hair, he should shave the rest of the hair off and go bald. See above.

C'mon, I know I'm not the only one who wants to see, right?