On the eve of the New Year

I ate Linda's homemade better-than-Starbucks oatmeal for breakfast:

Definitely a good way to start the day.

And to ponder resolutions for the New Year. Who would have guessed a big hint of what I need to focus on would have come from the South Carolina Department of Motor Vehicles?

Seriously, SC DMV? I mean, I have to drive with this thing on. Now the pressure is on that when I exit my car with this license plate, I'm either going to be the punch line or make it ironic. I'll aim for ironic. Good thing I ate that oatmeal.