Apparently the world was supposed to end today. I should have guessed that the sign of the Apocalypse would be when a former Governor of California would be able to share the belt, if not take the Top DonkeyHole Husband title outright away from Tiger Woods. Arnold Schwarzenegger who has been rumored to be a womanizer for decades, topped the whispers when he confessed to having a love child with his housekeeper, who was pregnant at the same time his wife was pregnant with their youngest son. Worse? There may be more...
Anybody else think Tiger is going to do amazing this year now?
Yeesh, for what it's worth, the world didn't end today. Which possibly means one thing--there are worse DonkeyHole husbands out there than Schwarzenegger. Blech. Start storing fresh water reserves now...
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blech!!! when people ask if evan's training oli to be the next tiger woods i say no, the next phil mickelson. dude. ew.
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