Friday, February 18, 2011

Skymall presents: Birthday Wishes

The last flight I was on, all the crosswords were done in the in-flight magazines in my row. Argh. Defeated, I picked up that SkyMall catalog that's always in all the seat pockets. Blerg. Am I the only one who equates it with paging through the free "magazines" in doctors' waiting rooms which are usually the blandest reading material disguised as blatant advertising for some pharmaceutical group? Bottom line, nothing for me. Booooooring. Whenever I've looked through the SkyMall catalog in the past, I felt like it's full of stuff like this:

Or this:

Or this:


Though this time around, I've noticed there are a few things that, if I had money to burn I wouldn't mind getting, like this:

But this time around I also discovered an item in the catalog that would make one of Paul's biggest bedroom fantasies come to life. I HAD to get it for him for his birthday. What can I say? I'm a dream-maker:

Demonstrated by the girl with a root beer float
The only thing you can't see is a Huskers game on TV and me serving pizza

Happy Birthday Daddy!


Tomb said...
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Pound said...

skymall is the best. i've always wanted a portable flotation device slash picnic set. and wha? is that just a thing to lounge in bed? cuz you could that exact same thing w/ 2-3 pillows.

Frances said...

Haha Tomb, yeah I guess I forgot the word "unfulfilled". Hey-Yo!